Quote #26117
Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
Quote #7898
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Quote #8997
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
Quote #30222
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Quote #10576
When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek...
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #21748
You can never get enough of what you don’t need to make you happy.
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #26992
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
Quote #15248
If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud...