Quote #21751
Woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.
Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #3961
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Quote #32935
He who consistently plans each day will journey successfully through all of life’s years.
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #23525
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly...
Quote #29798
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #29459
Certainly he is not of the generation that regards honesty as the best policy....
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #22699
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...