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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so...
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In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process...
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Friends have all things in common.
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you may not be responsible for being down. but you are respinsible for getting...
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The only thing I am afraid of is fear.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #16883
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.
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To believe is to know you believe, and to know you believe is not...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You...