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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
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No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
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Heaven is full of answers to prayer for which no one bothered to ask.
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong.
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
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Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it he that fears...
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I cannot live without books.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Make your bargain before beginning to plow.