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An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.
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If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don’t hoard...
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I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray...
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Honest error is to be pitied, not ridiculed.
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It’s a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it’s a good...