Quote #11364
Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.
Quote #18436
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
Quote #5206
Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
Quote #11822
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #10229
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our...
Quote #380
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Quote #19518
Accidents, try to change them — it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
Quote #7173
Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been...