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A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is a statement of...
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Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There was never...
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There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
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It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his...