Quote #21340
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Quote #2436
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #19263
What is now proved was once only imagined.
Quote #5130
It must be considered that there is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor...
Quote #11399
Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.
Quote #21970
When you play, play hard when you work, don’t play at all.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10496
A democracy is two wolves and a small lamb voting on what to have...
Quote #23715
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #20579
Don’t tell your friends their social faults they will cure the fault and never...