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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
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A ship in harbor is safe — but that is not what ships are...
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I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
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Let us take things as we find them: let us not attempt to distort...
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My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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To revive sorrow is cruel.
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
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It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and...
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.