Quote #22443
Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel.
Quote #8019
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
Quote #539
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one...
Quote #2264
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #7088
Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
Quote #6040
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #10897
It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any...
Quote #11510
Sleep… Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death….
Quote #13687
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #13861
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.