Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #16290
Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.
Quote #27950
God is like the sun at high noon, always giving all he has.
Quote #30439
A politician is like quicksilver if you try to put your finger on him,...
Quote #12355
What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: “Why...
Quote #19509
Give me a museum, and I’ll fill it.
Quote #8802
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose- a point...
Quote #30263
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #1870
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.
Quote #24937
As for life, it is a battle and a sojourning in a strange land...