Quote #18616
I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Quote #4190
Know thyself.
Quote #16743
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Quote #21095
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #11332
At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #21276
…for it is a truth, which the experience of all ages has attested, that...
Quote #27519
The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.