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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
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Practice is the best of all instructors.
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Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Quote #1981
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers...
Quote #27603
What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction...
Quote #31869
Our elections are free, it’s in the results where eventually we pay.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30924
Love is a kind of military service.
Quote #28004
Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
Quote #1539
It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to...