Quote #1864
Health food makes me sick.
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #2966
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the...
Quote #29492
The purpose of life is to live a life of purpose.
Quote #11074
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends...
Quote #26663
I don’t think you have to teach people how to be human. I think...
Quote #25022
From what we get, we can make a living what we give, however, makes...
Quote #12405
Happiness is something that you are and it comes from the way you think.
Quote #4110
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.