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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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What we say and what we do ultimately comes back to us so let...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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The important thing when you are going to do something brave is to have...
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Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
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We make war that we may live in peace.