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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
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Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it...
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up...
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Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes.
Quote #28688
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
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I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the...
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Despair has been called the unforgivable sin–not presumably because God refuses to forgive it...
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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
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I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult...