Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #17623
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #13386
If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten, either write...
Quote #27013
Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #14947
Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you...
Quote #716
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
Quote #4162
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
Quote #18223
There is something Pagan in me that I cannot shake off. In short, I...
Quote #29347
Today’s family is built like a pyramid with all the intrafamilial rivalries, tensions, jealousies,...