Quote #28270
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Quote #33006
When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #31715
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to...
Quote #1960
Morality is the weakness of the mind.
Quote #21792
One is very crazy when in love.
Quote #5532
Money does not change the sickness, only the symptoms.
Quote #25648
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
Quote #12165
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.