Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #33818
She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring.
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #33221
I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks and it...
Quote #14581
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
Quote #21595
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s...
Quote #25273
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it...
Quote #8207
If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
Quote #3360
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.