Quote #11673
They are able because they think they are able.
Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Quote #8519
All is ephemeral–fame and the famous as well.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #566
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer...
Quote #19569
He who conquers others is strong He who conquers himself is mighty.
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Quote #8175
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile – sweet fundamental...
Quote #2794
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.