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I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
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Music is a medicine for many… Silence is a poison for some…
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To be great is to be misunderstood.
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No, Ernest, don’t talk about action. It is the last resource of those who...
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I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds.
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Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure.
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I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.