Quote #5473
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
Quote #2699
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Quote #22737
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote #16453
Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
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But what is the difference between literature and journalism …Journalism is unreadable and literature...
Quote #12767
Good luck beats early rising.