Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #10168
Most people dread finding out when they come to die that they have never...
Quote #21532
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....
Quote #2351
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
Quote #3771
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
Quote #2850
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
Quote #13601
No one worth possessing Can be quite possessed.
Quote #28185
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #11739
When you choose the behaviour, you choose the consequences.