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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
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Bees that have honey in their mouths have stings in their tails.
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It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke...
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Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
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Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...