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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric....
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It is characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
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There are times when God asks nothing of his children except silence, patience and...
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Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...