Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #6048
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason...
Quote #7203
With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plea; but to...
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #24076
When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.
Quote #18756
Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but...
Quote #13751
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
Quote #7646
For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And...