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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all...
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #21138
When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters. One represents...
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To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
Quote #23643
A great mind becomes a great fortune.
Quote #26624
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...