Quote #6464
More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the...
Quote #7008
There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
Quote #29188
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough....
Quote #11709
Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations; knaves, fools, and murderers there...
Quote #21296
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Quote #32646
Change everything except your loves.
Quote #6194
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...
Quote #14562
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #2583
Do it big or stay in bed.
Quote #11810
We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have...