Quote #34817
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
Quote #26495
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #16821
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
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A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his...
Quote #1046
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
Quote #5534
The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and...
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.
Quote #12032
He who has nothing and wants something is less frustrated than he who has...