Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #17776
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Quote #33527
Youth isn’t always all it’s touted to be.
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #8268
There is a homely old adage which runs: “Speak softly and carry a big...
Quote #13027
I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with...
Quote #34466
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what...
Quote #24162
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
Quote #8825
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #16927
The man is only half himself, the other half is his expression.