Fran Lebowitz Quote #23501 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Mark Twain Quote #17776 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Lawana Blackwell Quote #33527 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Youth isn’t always all it’s touted to be.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28253 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Theodore Roosevelt, Speech in Chicago, 3 Apr. 1903 Quote #8268 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is a homely old adage which runs: “Speak softly and carry a big...
Dudley Field Malone Quote #13027 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with...
Trey and Matt Stone Parker Quote #34466 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what...
Albert Einstein Quote #24162 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
Nikolai Gogol, 1836 Quote #8825 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #16927 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The man is only half himself, the other half is his expression.