Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #10537
If there is no struggle, there is no progress.
Quote #11855
Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us;...
Quote #11222
A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have...
Quote #10745
You must do the things you think you cannot do.
Quote #31330
Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #2206
A man with his belly full of the classics is an enemy of the...
Quote #9755
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing...