Quote #18466
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
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To keep the body in good health is a duty. . . otherwise we...
Quote #24753
His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
Quote #24560
A string of excited, fugitive, miscellaneous pleasures is not happiness happiness resides in imaginative...
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
Quote #32533
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #2539
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #24796
No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided...