Quote #3294
Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.
Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #10336
By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a...
Quote #22999
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #8828
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
Quote #4180
The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from...
Quote #19367
The superpowers often behave like two heavily armed blind men feeling their way around...
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #3158
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and...