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An honest man’s word is as good as his bond.
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Rumack Yes I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
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‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....
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Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer...
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No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too...
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Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when whatever be the attitude of the...