Quote #16364
A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you...
Quote #11815
Time is but a stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but...
Quote #21912
Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
Quote #29195
An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he’s in. He treats...
Quote #19731
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Quote #536
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Quote #11044
Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty.
Quote #28809
Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends, for it is one...
Quote #10591
The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...
Quote #16562
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...