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It’s like being a Knight of the Garter. It’s an honor, but it doesn’t...
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In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Great anger is more destructive than the sword
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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for...
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I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and...
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Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in...
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The growth of understanding follows an ascending spiral rather than a straight line.
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I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least...