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A man’s best friends are his ten fingers.
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Marty This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the...
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He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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The evil that we know is best.
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Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of...
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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to...