Quote #34859
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...
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There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make...
Quote #7721
His life was gentle; and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might...
Quote #19181
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
Quote #2354
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
Quote #8489
The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #32073
I like Mr Gorbachev, we can do business together.
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...