Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #17574
The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to...
Quote #20573
The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a...
Quote #570
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner,...
Quote #29100
I check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person.
Quote #22833
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
Quote #6215
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #19285
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
Quote #5189
God gave us memory that we might have roses in December.
Quote #13903
Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.