Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #8170
The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.
Quote #22074
Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love...
Quote #645
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #29341
Hitler and Mussolini were only the primary spokesmen for the attitude of domination and...
Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #18796
The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns the pessimist stares at the...
Quote #32393
If your prayers were always answered, you’d have a reason to doubt the wisdom...
Quote #9422
he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn?t boring.