Quote #23445
Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt. (The years, as they come,...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30221
A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of...
Quote #16132
The wisest keeps something of the vision of a child. Though he may understand...
Quote #16096
Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time – the cemetery.
Quote #30786
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
Quote #24876
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Quote #686
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
Quote #7656
If you are idle, be not solitary; if you are solitary be not idle.
Quote #12751
God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to...