Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #2381
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
Quote #34170
I’ve arrived at this outermost edge of my life by my own actions. Where...
Quote #26455
Be wiser than other people if you can but do not tell them so.
Quote #23324
I’ll be like Scarlett O’Hara-I’ll think about it tomorrow.
Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #30655
A true artist doesn’t change with the times. A true artist is already way...
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #31647
The Holocaust never quite leaves Israeli Jews alone. Arabs use it against them and...
Quote #18024
The stream of thought flows on but most of its segments fall into the...