Quote #20608
Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...
Quote #3379
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Quote #13919
Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
Quote #26324
It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #8913
Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
Quote #13158
Virtue they will but abuse, and taunt her with bitter revilling.
Quote #3022
Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.
Quote #20201
Ae fond kiss, and then we severA farewell, and then foreverDeep in heart-wrung tears...
Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.