Quote #26228
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #26389
To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the...
Quote #24019
Fred Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never...
Quote #30816
Great men are not always wise.
Quote #30412
Great writing is a submission to a creative force that seems to use the...
Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #15582
Who makes quick use of the moment is a genius of prudence.
Quote #26629
It is easy enough to praise men for the courage of their convictions. I...