Quote #32987
Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was...
Quote #16417
JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #30252
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
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“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #7994
The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise...
Quote #1865
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
Quote #13978
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder...
Quote #20053
Any plan is bad which is incapable of modification.