Quote #34349
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Quote #26831
You often get a better hold upon a problem by going away from it...
Quote #18885
Orthodoxy is Unconsciousness.
Quote #26281
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #426
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #6318
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Quote #4237
Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what...
Quote #5698
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...