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Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no...
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Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.
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The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
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His only fault is that he has no fault.
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It is as natural to die as to be born and to a little...
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It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined.
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