Quote #12901
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #30259
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what...
Quote #31278
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
Quote #25498
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Quote #9194
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark...
Quote #611
Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then, Life is dull without it.
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #6664
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together, not only our...
Quote #13132
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are...