Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #24273
I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold...
Quote #1226
Geschichte ist ein Dialog zwischen Gegenwart und Vergangenheit. History is a...
Quote #31459
I thank You, God, in Heaven, for friends.
Quote #17688
Every woman knows all about everything.
Quote #22995
We win half the battle when we make up our minds to take the...
Quote #6730
A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a...
Quote #13743
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #15722
Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor;...
Quote #11255
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.