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It is a curious thing … that every creed promises a paradise which will...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #2635
Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.
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If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty...
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Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to...
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The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its...
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #9956
You are free, and that is why you are lost.